Sunday, November 20, 2005

The Bloody Job

This was published on an English-language Islamist forum. Enjoy!

WANTED JOB TITLE: Mujahid fi sabeelillah (fighter in the path of Allah)

EMPLOYER: Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala

LOCATION: Wherever its needed.

QUALIFICATIONS: Muslim male, able-bodied, Who Loves, Obeys, and Fears Allah Much.

POTENTIAL RISKS INVOLVED: Nothing more than what is involved in our present situation. The Qur'an, our faith in destiny, and tons of experience tells us that if it is written for us to be injured or killed, we will be, even if we never left our home. If it is written for us to ave financial difficulty, we will have it, even if we have the most stable job and the highest qualifications. While we should consider things such as safety and jobs etc., as we don't know what is written for us, and are thus required in Islam to use our brains and take necessary precautions -- these considerations are NOT meant to prevent us from fulfilling our duty towards Allah (swt) - as - don't forget, it is Allah who is actually in-charge of everything.

NUMBER OF POSITIONS: Unlimited -- Limited only by our own laziness, baseless fears, and love of the dunya (and physical handicaps in some genuine cases)."... But when fighting was prescribed for them, a party of them fear mankind as their fear of Allah, or with greater fear, and say, "Our Lord! Why have you ordained fighting (Qital) for us? If only you would give us a respite for a while! Say to them: The comfort of this world is scant; the hereafter will be better for him who has taqwa; and you will not be wronged, even to the extent of the peel of a date-stone. Wherever you may be, death will overtake you, even if you were in strongly fortified lofty towers..." (Qur'an, 4:77-78)"Do not fear them (the enemies), but fear Me (Allah)..." (Qur'an)

BENEFITS: Numerous. Some listed below. Refer to the book of Allah (swt) and Hadith for a complete listing.

The love of Allah "Indeed! Allah loves those who battle for His cause in ranks, as if they were a solid structure" (Qur'an, 61:4).

An unmatched reward from Allah (swt) "Let those fight in the way of Allah who trade the life of this world for the Hereafter. Whoever fights in the way of Allah, be he slain or be he victorious, on him We shall bestow a vast reward." (Qur'an, 4:74)

Sustenance (which Allah - and not our worldly employers - provides for us and our families anyways)

Safety from a painful punishment

Forgiveness of sins Gardens underneath which rivers flow

Pleasant dwellings in the "Gardens of Eden"

Help from Allah

Victory"O you who Believe! Shall I show you a commerce that will save you from a painful doom? You should believe in Allah and His messenger, and you should fight for the cause of Allah with your wealth AND your lives. That is better for you, if you did but know. He will forgive you your sins and bring you into Gardens underneath which rivers flow, and pleasant dwellings in the Gardens of Eden. That is the supreme truimph. And another blessing which you love: help from Allah and present victory. So give the good news to the Believers!" (Qur'an 61:10-13)


If you are chosen for the exalted position of a "shaheed", you get thefollowing seven exclusive favors immediately:

- Forgiveness on the first spurt of blood

- Seeing your place in Heaven Being clothed with the "garment of Faith"

- 72 wives from the beautiful houris of Paradise.

- Protection from the "Great Fear" (the terror of the day of judgement)

- A crown of dignity placed on your head, the sapphire of which is better than the world and all it contains.

- Intercession for 70 people of your household. (per the saying of Prophet Muhammad - ref. Masnad Ahmad)

And the following exemptions:

- Exemption from being "dead"

- Exemption from grave punishment

- Exemption from being questioned in the grave

- Exemption from being reckoned with at the judgement day

- Exemption from Hell fire (per the Qur'an and authentic sayings of Prophet Muhammad - pbuh)

WOW! Could there be a job opportunity better than this?!

Important Note: TIME IS LIMITED. The above career opportunity expires upon visibility of the angel of death, who could appear any minute! Also, we would like to warn you of a certain 'Iblees', who has been trying for over 1,400 years to discredit this career. Unfortunately, due to the numerous weaknesses of Muslims, he is gaining much success lately. We advise you to be careful of this 'Iblees' and his allies, and RUSH to grab this opportunity WITHOUT DELAY

CREDIT GOES TO FiSabilillah Forums

PS. Did this make you laugh? Now check out this statistics provided by the :

Islamic Terrorists have carried out more than


DEADLY terror attacks SINCE 9/11

Weekly Jihad Report 6/11 - 12/11:

Jihad Attacks - 34

Dead Bodies - 231

Critically Injured - 296


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